do not link your blog to a picture in a photoset or a text post dO N OT

[glares at triangle with one angle that is greater than 90 degrees] you’re really trying my patience with your obtuseness today…..

[grooves unhappily]

i believed in you when no one else did…….. mostly because you are a figment of my imagination but still

tater tots are potatoes that are toddlers

i’m completely convinced that when cars make creaking noises at night they are shifting back into stationary positions after revealing their true form as transformers

capitalist marketing terrifies me

why do they call it an android phone when it doesn’t even look human

plastic bags are just upside down ghosts filled with groceries

[finds a lollipop] what is this thSI TH IS….. SOL ID….. FLAVOUR ORB?????