tfw you get the feel
why is swag so much more hilarious when spelt with an e?? sweg
sw e g
I’ve.. .. I… ‘ve have… cracked THE CODE
me as a doctor: gimme a sec i need to google up how to pronounce your condition goddamn this is hard
is it hot in here or is it just this inter-dimensional portal to hell that opened up under the coffee table
i found an eyelash in my cinnamon bun and i just ate it without thinking. i feel revolting now, but also kind of invincible
stay in school, kids! even after you’ve graduated! the doors are locked, the windows are made of military-grade plexiglas. education is eternal. you’re here forever.